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22 Best Bill Maher Quotes about Death, God, Home, Intelligence, Marriage & Home

Bill Maher Quotes about death, experience & Funny

  • Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’ – Bill Maher
  • This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. – Bill Maher
  • Men are only as loyal as their options. – Bill Maher
  • Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease. – Bill Maher

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Bill Maher Quotes on God, Government, History & Home

  • Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit.’ – Bill Maher
  • Let’s face it God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him? – Bill Maher
  • Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need. – Bill Maher
  • Freedom isn’t free. It shouldn’t be a bragging point that ‘Oh, I don’t get involved in politics,’ as if that makes someone cleaner. No, that makes you derelict of duty in a republic. Liars and panderers in government would have a much harder time of it if so many people didn’t insist on their right to remain ignorant and blindly agreeable. – Bill Maher
  • I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again. – Bill Maher
  • If you think you have it tough, read history books. – Bill Maher
  • Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade? – Bill Maher

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Bill Maher Quotes on Intelligence, Marriage, Learning & Men

  • The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don’t know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, ‘I’ve got one question: What color is the red phone?” – Bill Maher
  • This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from this when in fact the word privacy does not appear in the Constitution. – Bill Maher
  • Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window. – Bill Maher
  • Whenever the people are for gay marriage or medical marijuana or assisted suicide, suddenly the ‘will of the people’ goes out the window. – Bill Maher
  • Men are only as loyal as their options. – Bill Maher
  • Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them. – Bill Maher

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